Remember how we were going to Comic-Con to get you, dear readers, the inside scoop on all things geeky, nerdy and potentially lucrative?

Well... funny what happens when you leave L.A. at 10 a.m. and drive straight into a snarled knot of sweaty nerd traffic. Yep, we're stuck on the freeway.

So, for now, we have no juicy bits of architectural news or close-up photos of Mila Kunis's breasts (that's what you've been trolling the net for all day, isn't it?)

On the bright side, not getting there at all, means we can't get things wrong. Plus, we've learned a valuable travel tip that we can share with you: When stuck in a horrible traffic jam, if you encounter a taco stand that NOBODY ELSE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD is visiting, it's not a "find." It's dysentery with windows. Do yourself a favor and keep driving.