Stan Lee will be on hand Nov. 1 to cut the ribbon at Golden Apple Comics' brand-spanking-new site on Melrose.

You might be asking: "Aren't they on Melrose?"

Yes. But they're moving three-quarters of a mile east on Melrose, and if you've ever seen a comic book guy, you know that moving three-quarters of a mile is a feat. One worthy of a ribbon-cutting and an appearance by Stan Lee.

Or maybe you're asking: "What the hell is Golden Apple Comics?"

It's the store where Hollywood types come to learn the difference between Namor the Sub-Mariner and Matter-Eater Lad. One of our Geek Spies tells us" "On Wednesdays you can usually see mildly famous faces searching for their visual crack."

We're not sure if this is a reference to the books or the employees' backsides. Either way, y'all have to have fun yourselves. We'll be down the street at Tarina Tarantino.