We just wanted to start this lovely June Gloom day off by clearing up any rumors that may be circling around the media wonk community this morning:

No - it is NOT Mayrav Saar in the Mini-Me sex tape.

Yes, it looks like it could be her. But it's obvious that Verne Troyer clearly has a thing - a fetish for chicks that look like Mayrav. But it wasn't her. Just so that's cleared up.

This is the real Mayrav. Not some cheap internet impersonator like on that sex tape.

We hope this clears up any further confusion.