We were crushed when we heard Jenna Jameson wasn't going to represent L.A. in the 2007 Lingerie Bowl. If you'll recall, her insurance company said having sex with multiple partners in multiple orifices, that's OK. But playing football is too dangerous.

Jameson will still host, but who is L.A.'s scantily clad celebrity QB going to be? No idea. We lost patience with the Bodog.com website before we could figure it out.

But we did learn that the Lingerie Bowl people did a panty raid on the Playboy Mansion to find a star for their Chicago team: Kendra Wilkinson, one of Hef's live-in "girlfriends" is slipping into her skivvies to represent the Windy City.

According to the press materials, "Kendra's goal is to have a career as a sports announcer or in sports massage."

You know, talk it or rub it. Just so long as it's "sporty."