While Gawker was speculating about the state of John Connolly's Vanity Fair story on sleazebag Jeffrey Epstein, the Mail on Sunday published an eye-widening piece about

Johanna Sjoberg, a church-going, all-American brunette, was recruited six years ago into Epstein's household as an occasional home help, and was induced to perform demeaning sexual services.

When she was a college student in Palm Beach, Sjoberg says Ghislaine Maxwell, the daughter of the late, disgraced Robert Maxwell (seen here with Epstein), offered her a job at the billionaire's home, answering phones and serving drinks. Of course, her duties were soon expanded.

She claims she was groped by Prince Andrew as well as Epstein, who asked her to do something icky to his nipples.