Nikki Finke tells Lisa Chase--well, if not everything, a whole lot in ELLE.

Great Line 1

Believe me, there's nothing worse in Hollywood than being called a putz and having all your pals read it.

Great Line 2

...I watch the Discovery Channel's Shark Week, to get behavioral pointers. I would love a tank of baby sharks. I'd name them after all the agents.

Great Line 3

Women working in Hollywood don't have princess fantasies, but the men are princelings.