Troy Patterson of Slate opens his piece with:

To judge by the ads, the most loyal adherents to CBS' quasi-journalistic programming are impotent and incontinent. It so happens that they share these afflictions with the network's actual news division.

He then goes through every news show on the network and adds his critiques. Including this one about CBS Sunday Morning.

Ben Stein, the actor and economist, came on to do a commentary on the mortgage crisis in which he argued that federal funds should be devoted to aiding the dogs and cats disadvantaged by the fallout. Either this was exquisitely subtle satire, or everyone involved with the segment has lost his mind.

We then found a transcript of Patterson from when he did a Mediabistro seminar. Worth a read.