Somehow we missed Lee Abrams' memo yesterday (couldn't see past the blood and carnage to find this in our inbox), but just to keep you all posted, the Tribune Company's innovation man thinks that concert reviews would be WAY COOLER if they somehow predicted the future and told you whether a show would be worth going to see.

Dude, if reviewers could see the future, they would have known better than to work at newspapers to begin with.