Amy Klein writes an amusing op-ed for Valentines' Day in the LA Times. Granted, it's not as funny as her adventures on J-Date story, but it's a cute compilation of what men want in a woman. Or what they say they want. Or what Klein thinks they say they want. Example:

She should have been involved in at least one serious relationship before me, although it would be preferable if the guy turned out to be a really big loser, gay or was found dead of natural causes.

Of course, hanging around with DJs who love beer might skew a girl's perception.