We don't want to but we have to. Britney Spears was rushed by ambulance to UCLA Medical Center, escorted by dozen motorcycle officers, two cruisers and two police helicopters.

Tabloid Baby asks who pays for all this and suggests Harvey Levin should.

And Bonnie Fuller takes time out of her busy day to play psychiatrist and decide that Spears is a histrionic personality. Takes one to know one, as Grannie always said.