As we posted earlier Ashton Kutcher has a new show on E! Pop Fiction. It premiered last night. It's supposed to be a show where celebrities dupe the paparazzi by planting false stories. It's suppose to point out how gullible the media can be.

Instead it points out just how lame celebrities can be.

We enjoy the depths they go to prove it. Avril Lavigne faked an early pregnancy? Wow. What could a somewhat famous married pop-tart of child-bearing age's next hoax be? Rumored acne? Acid reflux? Hang nail?

Oh you famous kids - so clever.