Britney Spears checks into rehab and has a great story for the baldie thing--head lice. (But they're everywhere--she really can't escape.)

Anna Nicole Smith's body is decomposing too fast for a public viewing. Strange, we thought drugs preserved soft tissues.

Barack Obama raised over 1 million bucks in Hollywood. David Geffen reportedly calls Bill Clinton "reckless" and Hillary Clinton's camp calls for his head.

Willow Bay, trophy wife, model and news anchor, is on the short list to head USC's Annenberg School of Communications. Courtney Friel already has a job.