From ScarlettJohansson.com:

"All you've got to do is e-mail her with your most personal and creative response as to why YOU WISH to be included in such an awesome treat, and you will be entered for a chance to win this smashing (baby) once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."

The copy reads like Teen Beat to promote a film festival winning Woody Allen film?

We're just happy we didn't land the gig reading all those 'personal and creative responses' (think inmate mail). That makes our day brighter.