Bo Zenga was running late to watch the print of his new film Turistas (coming out in December), but not so late that he couldn't enjoy a Caesar salad and some shop talk with FBLA yesterday in Hollywood.

"Did you see Soul Plane?" the producer asked.

"Nope."

"A real reporter would have seen my movies before meeting me."

Uh-huh. Here's something we actually would want to see: Gary Anthony Williams (who played "Flame" in this Soul Plane we've been hearing so much about) in another Zenga-produced horror spoof called Stan Helsing.

Zenga swore us to secrecy, but fuck that. It's a movie about a schmo who is a descendant of the monster-killing Van Helsing family. Except he's a loser. And he carries around a bag of gay porn. It gets better, but if we said more we'd never be invited back for another salad.