East Coasters Gripped in Panic Over Twitter Outage, West Coast Not Up Yet

Yawn.

Apparently Twitter was down. There was world-wide distress as people or “ppl” had to troll longer forms of inane chatter. Really, really horrible.

Our sister blog BayNewser points to this 2003 Onion headline:

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Full disclosure: It took us three times longer to do this post because Twitter is back and we had to chase the dragon a couple of times. Just sayin’.

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