Gabrielle Union Doesn’t Need Any Assistance, Thankyouverymuch! Sues Craigslist Pranksters

Everyone wants to be a celebrity assistant, but some celebs don’t want to play along. Gabrielle Union’s suing some Georgia-based pranksters who advertised, via Craigslist, for an worker bee to assist the actress.

Here’s the sad part–no one, other than a friend, answered the ad.

Union did not have such a staff opening, does not know the defendants and never authorized them to act on her behalf, the complaint says.

But who can blame her for being touchy? She’d survived a brutal attack back when she was 19, (thanks to the lessons she learned from watching Oprah).

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