Jessica Seinfeld Claims to Be Too Rich to Steal

As a guest on The View, Jerry’s girl defends herself against charges of ripping off Missy Chase Lapine by claiming to be too rich to steal.

When writers go on strike, can their wives go with them?

She sure looks guilty, doesn’t she? And note to ABC: try to find the black girl something to do besides snack–remember what happened with Star Jones?

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