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Natalie Portman Will Unwrap Christmas/Chanukah Present for Fans

As if the rumor that she may appear in the long-delayed fourth Indiana Jones film as the famous archaeologist’s daughter weren’t titillating enough, now comes news that everyone’s favorite brainiac Oscar-nominated actress, Natalie Portman, has finally done a nude scene.

When Oscar-winning director Milos Forman‘s new film Goya’s Ghosts, about Spanish painter Francisco Goya, bows at the end of the year, it will reportedly feature a scene where Portman, as Goya’s muse, is stripped and tortured. Of course, the artist biopic (see Frida, Total Eclipse, Quills, etc.) is still the safest and most respected place to open the robe, so there will likely be nothing tawdry about the new exposure.

th-CRW-5513.jpg But to those of us who have been awaiting this dubious payoff since wrestling with uncomfortable sensations while watching The Professional and Beautiful Girls, and enduring the big tease of Closer, we can only say. . .

Wait–did we say us? You. We mean you.

UPDATE: Natalie Portman Covers Up

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