No Clue: Friends are puzzled by the death of Quiet Riot frontman Kevin DuBrow. Maybe we’re going to hell for saying this, but the fact that a bunch of aging heavy metal heads are confused about something doesn’t strike us as news.

For Those Keeping Score: Democratic presidential contenders will not cross WGA picket lines. Carson Daly, however, will.

Ebook Love Re-Kindle-d? Reporter David Colker is largely unimpressed by the new Amazon electronic reader. Here’s his review, but for a quicker (and earlier) one, check out this one.

Hey, kids. We’re a bit slow today (we blame the Tryptophan), but we’re still here to give you the hottest news that someone else reported. Heretofore:

Cum On Feel The Void: The lead singer of Quiet Riot, Kevin DuBrow, was found dead in Las Vegas today from unknown causes. The LAT has yet to post its own story, and the Reuters’s piece quotes a bandmate’s blog.

Old News: How many stories like this one are we going to have to endure about old people having sex before it becomes clear to reporters that we’ve heard this all before?

Special Of The Day: Envy? So, is it just us or does Elizabeth Snead sound a tad jealous that Britney Spears is dating a waiter? Had your eye on this fella, Liz?