Q: So is Ben Silverman the best hung mogul in Hollywood?
A: No, but he is supersmart.
Q: What’s your sex life like?
A: I go on the Internet and look for mean things that have been written about the shows that I work on.
Q: Has working in Hollywood made you more interested in coprophilia?
A: There’s that, too. My girlfriend is definitely a big proponent of that. Iâ€™m more into self-flagellation.
Q: Do you been play with yourself in the writer’s room?
A: Not really. I’m too afraid of getting caught.
Q: How do you ensure that your inane shows will always have an audience–do you pay people to watch?
A: I do. I give a lot back to U.S.C.
(Edward Champion has quite the collection of Solomon’s foibles.)