The Office Kid Kit
If you still have an office job, you’re likely picking up the slack from all the people that got laid off and more overworked than ever. And if you’re childless, you’re especially likely to be saddled with overtime and extra assignments. All while seeing your benefits slashed and your cute secretary fired. Nuts to that.
The Office KidTM is a fake child in a kit. You get a framed photo, some crappy artwork, and an unlimited source of excuses to leave work early. We’re ordering three, and they’re all going to be having medical emergencies next week. Need to catch up on our drinking.
Found via Neatorama
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