Vast Majority of FBLA Readers Feel Sorry for Super Talented, Ridiculously Rich Michael Phelps

Poor Michael Phelps – let the kid smoke weed in peace, say our readers.

Our poll yesterday asked if anyone really cares about Phelps being photographed smoking a bong. Very few do.

And to add to the fun of this story – we got this from a reader:

FYI, in India (where I used to live and smoke), the word for marijuana that had been moistened, then mashed into a paste, ready to be eaten, was “bhang” (pronounced “bong”). I come back to the States and hear people calling a chillum (the pipe) a “bong,” and it confused me. It’s like an Indian coming here and referring to a marijuana bush as a “roach clip.” Bizarre.

Ooh, High Times essay – here we come!

Also, 16.09% of those polled have some rip roaring stoner grannies in the family.

They make the *best* cookies.

Create a social media strategy, launch your campaign, and track the results in our Social Media Marketing Boot Camp starting February 16. The online event and workshop will feature speakers including The Onion‘s Baratunde Thurston (left), Facebook’s Morin Oluwole, and bitly’s Tim Devane. Register now.