Just sleep with Eliot Spitzer.

Ashley Alexandra Dupré
, the ex-call girl at the center of the Spitzer prostitution scandal, now has an advice column in the New York Post. “Ask Ashley” will appear every Sunday and she’ll answer all your love life questions.

Or, as the Post puts it: “Smart and sexy Ashley Dupré learned from scandal — and she’ll be your escort through the world of relationships as a Post columnist.” (Groan)

In her inaugural column Dupré talks with a parent who’s worried about her daughter getting into trouble, gives advice to a woman worried her husband isn’t happy (“Guys are primal. They’re proud and need to be treated like they’re proud and special.”), and suggests a guy send a porn e-mail to his girlfriend. Hot.

(h/t NYT)