Hump Day Humor: Sexy Executives

Just when you thought the depths of short, themed blogs had been plumbed (Look at this fucking hipster, This is why you’re fat, and so on), along comes another that warms the cockles of your heart:

Sexy Executives. Or, The Finest In Corporate Photography.

And, see, if you didn’t get it, we’ll spell it out for you: they’re not actually sexy.

We think we might like this Chief Marketing Officer (see, there’s the media tie-in!) portrait best:

“His features are all so MIGHTY no larger image is required. In fact, once you’ve seen this photo, it’s unlikely you’ll stop seeing Dean Compoginis every time you close your eyes for several weeks.”

We’re now going to try to loosely tie this in to “media jobs” since that is ostensibly our mission, but what the hell, it’s hump day so we’re not gonna try too hard.

But do note this: if this is your blog, best not to fess up to it if you find yourself on the other side of the interview from one of these dudes.

And if this isn’t your blog but one of these guys ends up as your boss one day? Don’t mention it.

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