Everyone’s favorite trainwreck of the month Charlie Sheen has taken to Twitter to find somebody else to manage his Twitter.

The full tweet: “I’m looking to hire a #winning INTERN with #TigerBlood. Apply here – http://bit.ly/hykQQF #TigerBloodIntern #internship #ad”

It was posted through the Ad.ly platform, as Sheen is being paid to endorse Internships.com, where Sheen posted the ad. According to the Wall Street Journal, it is the most expensive tweet Ad.ly has ever sold.

The winning intern will be growing Sheen’s social network and trying to top his world record of reaching one million Twitter followers in a day. So if you too are an F-18, even during naps, if you’re high on life, and if you’re just winning, this is totally the internship for you.