Badly, it seems.

While this sort of stilted, all-caps exchange would have captivated gamers in the ’90s, today’s gamers demand more sophisticated storylines and dialogue. Tista Games, the self-styled “HBO of Games” (because of the company’s episodic products, a brilliant concept) says it’s seeking writers who can create “long storylines and depth of character. We’re going to have a need for writers to come in and give us content that we can then package into a game.”

See the full MediabistroTV interview below.