Results of the Bill O'Reilly/Stephen Colbert caption contest:

Separated at birth.

Colbert is trying to make himself taller with his mind. He's concentrating, focusing. Nope, no good. He's still under 6' tall.

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's Bill O'Reilly with a waiter!

Colbert: He's much taller than I play him on TV.

Heights are proportionate to ratings.

Happy Holidays, Love Bill and Stephen

"What an asshole." "What an asshole."

Colbert Meets Papa Bill

Two fake journalists

And that brings us to tonight's word: short--or at least shorter


Stick with me, Bill, and I'll make you a star.

Trick Question: Spot The Phony

Unfair and Unbalanced

"Daddy....can you give me my allowance now? Pleeeeeeeeeeze???"

Holy smoke, just how tall are you, Bill?

Who's your daddy?

"Is this the line for falafels?"

O'Reilly: So Colbert, is this your first time at Scores? I didn't realize he's this tall!

Legalize gay marriage!

The spin twins

The Man vs. The Wannabe

Bill O'Reilly and the Frenchman

Laissez les bons temps rouler!

Bill O'Reilly and a Stranger with Candy

Fair and Balanced meets Respected...Trustworthy...Smooth

Is that a falafel in your pocket or are you just glad to finally meet me?