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“Like You’ve Never Gone To The Bathroom & Had It Broadcast On National TV”

Kyra Phillips‘ top ten excuses, from tonight’s Late Show with David Letterman:

  10. Still haven’t mastered complicated on/off switch.


9. Larry King told me he does this all the time.


8. How was I supposed to know we had a reporter embedded in the bathroom.


7. I honestly never knew this sort of thing was frowned upon.


6. I couldn’t resist a chance to win $10,000 on “America’s Funniest Home Videos.”


5. I was set up by those bastards at Fox News.


4. Like you’ve never gone to the bathroom and had it broadcast on national television.


3. I just wanted that hunky Lou Dobbs to notice me.


2. Okay, so I was drunk and I couldn’t think straight.


1. You have to admit, it made the speech a lot more interesting.
 
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