Our Wednesday series Twitticisms is back, featuring the jocular jests and witty wisecracks of Twitter’s funniest.
Cue the laugh track:
Felt a big tremor yesterday in LA. That was either an earthquake, or Ryan Gosling smiled softly in Southeast Asia.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) March 12, 2013
I'm just as surprised as anyone about the next bachelorette. http://t.co/gb3YMkumgz
— Eric Stonestreet (@ericstonestreet) March 12, 2013
Sometimes I like to walk through Home Goods and say real loud "Honey? Do you think this vaaaaz would look good in the servants' crapper?"
— Paula Pell (@perlapell) March 11, 2013
"It's my Jesus given right to drink soda from a bucket you could comfortably bathe a toddler in!" – weirdos in NYC
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 11, 2013
I have a difficult time investing in Facebook, mainly because it's the place where people I went to high school with own pretend farms.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) March 11, 2013
Simba was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
— Ted. (@HilariousTed) March 11, 2013
Your password must contain at least one Greek letter, one prime number, one picture of your lunch, one antidepressant, and one Baldwin.
— Mark Peters (@wordlust) March 11, 2013
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