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Blind Item: There’s So Much Drama in the ____ ?

Two blind items in a week? Yep, two blind items in a week, and this one kinda merited it. We know, we know, this could almost apply to any agency, but seriously, we believe you can narrow it down. Have fun with more mad libs, folks. The person who sent us this apparently loves ellipsis as well.

“The _____ ____  is about to go under: IN an act of clemency, ________ promoted ______ and _________ to Co-Presidents of the group that has lost 75% of its staff in the last year. An exodus caused by a toxic work environment. The group has also lost ________, _____, _____ digital work and the rest of the account (media) is expected to go soon. _____ is on the edge, having just hired several agency folks and then shooting a TV spot without the shop…_____ is shopping around and the _________ [account] is rumored to be interested in working with ______ at _____….”

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