WaPo’s Dana Milbank takes vegetarian PETA ladies in green bikinis to a new level with a video released late last night.

Stop whatever you’re doing because it’s not going to be nearly as important as watching Milbank chat up the PETA dames dressed in skimpy green bikinis outside in the shivering cold for his “Sketch” video.

Milbank tries to buy the vegetarian ladies lunch — meaty Whoppers from Burger King, naturally. He, too, practices protesting by wearing a Burger King crown and covering himself in newspaper — a statement against people getting news over the Internet, he says.

Watch for WSJ’s Jonathan Weisman’s (fully clothed) cameo.