Update: To see how this is legitimately supposed to be done, check out DearJaneSample, who came up with the idea.

We sat down (read: didn't sit down) with Alex Bogusky to talk about what branding influences his daily life, because who better to talk about that stuff with than Fast Company's golden boy? Rather than hypothesize, we figured taking a few minutes with the 44 year-old was the way to go (read: was way too boring, and time consuming, so we made it up).

So with no further adieu, here's (read: our best guess at) Bogusky's Brand Morning Timeline.

*Morning, because a full day would be way too time consuming.

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More After the Jump.

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