Kiran will be telling you about the winners tomorrow because I am too zonked to remember the top dog's name (or his cowering runners-up) so for now it's a nifty slideshow! Guitar Hero was played, yummy Pork Slap beer was served (and I wasn't even paid to say that) and the work was unfairly judged. Well, only because none of us was qualified to make the distinction that sent one young chap home with a bike; er, the promise of a bike. Harry, I defer to you.

In the interest of saying goodbye to 3:02 a.m., here's the pictures you could have been in.

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