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With his forever-delayed album Before I Self Destruct finally hitting shelves on November 16th, 50 Cent is celebrating by launching a new cologne called Power. Cleverly priced at $50.50, the 1.7 oz. bottle that provides the "smell of success" is sold exclusively at Macy's. As Prefix says, we're wondering how much impact his claim that "Jay-Z isn't from the hood anymore" has.

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The design world can take a few cues from this new Web site (JimCarrey.com) for Jim Carrey, actor, comedian, all-around kooky dude. Having grown up with Carrey's antics, I'm hard pressed (and not nearly creative enough) to dream up a better representation for a man whose acting career has run the rails from funny to fucked-up.

The site itself is a bit 'internets-hungry' which is my highly-technical way of saying if your connection isn't strong, you may have trouble seeing it. I won't give away the fun, so check it out.

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Production House: 65Media

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Weezer. They're a band. And now they have a Snuggie, something you may have heard about once or twice. Their version is the same as the original, except that it reads "Weezer" across the front. Are you sensing the flatness of my voice?

The reverse robe was first brought to market earlier this year, and though it grew to Web-memey fame, it has since lost some of its mojo. Hell, there were Snuggie pub crawls for awhile. But this feels off, to at least those of us who grew up with Weezer. You can buy a Weezer Snuggie and their latest album 'Ratitude' for $30. Or just an MP3 version of the album for $3.99.

Could be good if you ruin a sweater by getting a thread caught on something. No word if there's a pocket for your hash pipe. Ha, ha ha, ha ha.

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The world is big and evil, and maybe the scariest part of it is the celebrities. They control everything, from what clothes and perfume we wear to how we do our hair and perform sexual acts. They make us start fight clubs and save the manatees and buy Hannah Montana lunch boxes, which we totally don't need. And we have no control whatsoever over any of this, because we're just weak and mega-incapable of individuality, choice, et al.

Because we're a clan; humans are, I mean. We follow leaders and leaders are people with (usually) charm and looks and money and large faces/muscles/breasts/buttocks. We're sucking from their collective teet, which when not used as a metaphor means we give them our money, even when we don't have it. There's a movie detailing all of this and, well, let's just hope they don't mention advertising anywhere in there. In fact, I bet the advertising lobby somehow convinced these guys to make the film and leave out stuff about this business, which is in no way complicit in any of this. No sir, nothing to see here.

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While Deutsch's DirecTV spots over the past couple of years have had their moments, reviving dead celebs to shill for the brand seems a little cold (no pun intended). Following last year's Poltergeist-based advert starring Craig T. Nelson and the long-since-deceased Heather O' Rourke, we're being treated again to another ad launched suspiciously around Halloween featuring the late, great Chris Farley and David Spade in a scene from Tommy Boy. Maybe Spade just needs the money, but it leaves us feeling a little skeeved out.

Via Gawker and AdFreak

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It's been 36 years since Bruce Lee passed away, but the martial-arts star's legacy continues to endure and has now evolved into a "powerhouse global brand" according to the Wall Street Journal.

Thanks to Lee's daughter Shannon, who snagged the rights to his image from GE's Universal Studios, the legendary ass-kicker's likeness has spun off into licensing company Bruce Lee Enterprises, prodco LeeWay Media Group and branding deals with Lucky Brand Dungarees and Charter Communications. According to WSJ, daughter Lee hopes to churn out $5-10 mil a year from the branding bonanza, which will eventually be complemented by a new social networking-based site, an arrangement with Corbis' Greenlight, a Broadway musical next year, and who knows, perhaps even a Bruce Lee version of Graceland.

While we're sure not how Lee's flights of fancy will translate on The Great White Way, Shannon Lee tells WSJ she "[feels] very responsible about having a certain level of care" when it comes to all the various branding efforts. Her goal is to not only raise his profile here and in China, but to shine a light on her pops' values like sticking up for what you believe in and breaking down racial, gender and generational barriers. At the very least, it makes us want to revisit Enter the Dragon this weekend.

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Girl Talk is basically what a blogger would look like if he/she became a musician. GT takes popular music and completely retunes it to make new songs. He's both famous and infamous: the former for being pioneer and savant in the music world and the latter for "stealing" copyrighted music to make his own stuff. It's mixing, to the max, and Kia is giving away tickets to his show to anyone that test drives a Kia Soul at Reed Space.

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Earlier this year, New Yorkers learned of Mayor Michael Bloomberg's intentions to change a law limiting the number of terms a mayor can serve in New York. Currently in his second term, Mr. Bloomberg is hoping to stay in for another — but must get the law change first. A counter-campaign sprang up in late September using the image of the Simpsons' Mr. Burns, with copy reading: "No Third Term. Vote Mr. Burns."

Alleging that Mr. Burns would be a better candidate than Bloomberg is a half-step shy of traditional candidate-on-candidate haranguing, except that this makes a comparison most people can understand. Which isn't to say that Bloomberg is a bad candidate — but he is guilty of trying to change the rules as he plays the game.

His argument: you can't get enough done in just two terms. The job is never done though, so it may be time for Bloomberg to step down.

Note: this poster is not new. For more on how Bloomberg plans to make his term happen, click here.

Via Papermag

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In case you missed this, here's January Jones for GQ. What would Mrs. Draper say? She'd say, "fuck it, you look ravishing in those glasses dear." No she wouldn't, but she'd think it. I think.

Via Animal New York

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