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Craigslist Ad of the Day: The Most Ridiculous You’ve Ever Seen

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The guys behind JerksInYourArea, the site made famous for culling/creating the most audacious Craigslist ads, swear that the one below is totally real. As in, they didn’t write it. Take a look, it’s ridiculous.

Where to start, my wife got kicked by a horse last june and shes doing well. She is 5’3″, 125 lbs, and looks like the progressive commercials lady.

Need a group of 6-8 guys, 18-31, no latinos to help her live out her ultimate alien abduction fantasy. MUST HAVE CPR TRAINING. masks and tools will be provided, DO NOT BRING YOUR OWN. She is easily frightened of new things and lights and has a heart condition.
I wont be participating in all of this, just watching.

Email with the sujbect line “CLOSE ENCOUNTERS”, and include a description of yourself, and what you like on your pizza.

God bless.

Where to start, indeed. No Latinos? Don’t bring your own tools? What do you like on your pizza? Though this Cincy ad screams fake-as-fuck, it’s awesome.

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