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Kobe: The Ultimate Closer in Vitamin Water’s Eyes

Man, if Ray Allen didn’t basically assume the role of a corpse in game three of the NBA Finals following his brilliant performance in game two, I would hate this Kobe Bryant ad for Vitamin Water much less.

The Black Mamba, who’s been coveted by various agencies as of late, talks about being a “Kloser” in this new ad from L.A.-based agency Zambezi, which previously let media-hound, soon-to-be free agent LeBron James spew some bullshit about his routine. It feels fairly recent since Phoenix, Utah and OKC are whittled out of the bunch. Here’s to Celtics tying things up in game four.

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