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MacGruber’s Nude Photo Shoot Reveals Tiniest of Tinies (NSFW Penis Alert)

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macgrubertweet.pngYou probably didn’t know this about MacGruber but he has what’s known as “tiny baby dick” &#151 or micro penis. It’s an evolutionary signal that Macgruber’s DNA is not meant to be passed on. Why? According to a show I watched on Discovery, because small penises can’t get their swimmers as close to the egg and therefore are less likely to achieve insemination. This genetic abnormality ties perfectly to Macgruber’s story because he is an idiot and probably shouldn’t procreate.

Anyway the back story here is that before going into the world-saving business, Macgruber tried his hand at modeling. The photos are NSFW, though barely, and posted after the jump. Sorry. Er, enjoy.

The movie debuts May 21 of this year. NSFW pics after the jump.

Via WWTDD

More:MacGruber’s Getting a Movie


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