Spirit Airlines has a new promotion for flights to “Many Unbelievably Fantastic Fares to Diving destinations” &#151 an acronym that stretches the limits of creative copywriting much in the way one uses his/her tongue in the dance known as cunnilingus. What else can we draw from this beautifully distasteful promo?

Clicking through brings you to Spirit’s “$9 fare” sign-up page, a tool they’ve been pimping for more than a year (probably longer, if we had to guess). This latest tactic will probably be lost on many a traveler, but kudos to them for going there. Best banner ever?

Update: This is nothing new for the carrier.

h/t ischafer

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