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Never Put Your Penis in a Toaster

Watch the two Quiznos ads above. They’re both basically the same, except in the first the joke is, “ha ha that guy tried to have sex with a toaster.” The second is dumbed down to a chamois handjob, er, for the toaster? Not sure what happened here, but our guess is some angry parents called in or something. Or maybe they just produced two versions for different time slots, as Adfreak suggests.

Don’t you just love the homoerotic imagery? Sandwich guy holds footlong meat-filled, penis shaped hoagie that he’s just taken a bite of before the deep, red hot toasted starts reminiscing about that one time they f*ucked. Zoinks!

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