As you click this day-before-the-4th away, just anticipating the afternoon school bell letting out, just remember the men and women that made this great holiday possible. I know I do. Thanks history!

I hope your cars were prepacked and the kiddies all made it home from the park early, cuz' today's traffic is supposed to be worse than it as been in a long time.

On that note, you should know that longtime Discover card media communications agency Starcom Worldwide has apparently "resigned" from the account.

Here's hoping that the weekend will help everyone forget that we're all effing screwed. Happy holidays!