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Nifty: EVB’s ‘Clean it Up’ Stop-Motion for Orbit

Your mouth is a dirty place. Like, for example, if you’re in college and you accidentally hit on this dude’s girlfriend (but really you were just being nice) and then this guy gets pissed and bites your face. What happens next is your freshly-bitten nose becomes a seething ball of puss and redness. It’s gross, because human mouths are gross as hell.

And yeah maybe that’s a true story. But rather than tell that one, EVB (Evolution Bureau) of the lovely San Francisco told this stop motion-y one where mouths clean up everything. When really they make your nose infected. Case in point: never bite someone’s schnoz, or be bitten in the schnoz by someone. Especially if you’re well endowed in that region.

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