No Wukkas: D&G (Yet Again) and Holy CAPSLOCK Batman

-If El Segundo, CA sounds like home to you, David&Goliath, via a post on Ihaveanidea, is looking for a Junior to Mid-Level Digital Copywriter.

“Car experience is a must.”

You can apply to Rebecca Halusic at: rebecca.halusic@dng.com

-Some “AMAZING” SoHo shop via Craigslist is looking for an assistant media planner that’s a “FOOT-IN-THE-DOOR” experience. Hyperbolic text reads as follows:

“REQUIREMENTS:

- Bachelors degree in Communications or Advertising from a school with a RECOGNIZED COMMUNICATIONS PROGRAM (SYRACUSE, BOSTON COLLEGE, BOSTON UNIVERSITY for example)
- MUST HAVE AN INTERNSHIP IN AN AGENCY (could be in account mgmt or media)
- MUST have exceptional ANALYTICAL skills and attention to detail
- MUST BE ABLE TO FLOURISH IN A FAST-PACED DEADLINE ORIENTED ENVIRONMENT
- Need to feel VERY COMFORTABLE dealing with numbers & data
- Exceptional interpersonal and presentation skills
- Proficiency in all MS Office applications – ESPECIALLY EXCEL
- MUST HAVE AN IDEA OF THE BUSINESS OF ASDVERTISING & DIFFERENT COMPONENTS OF A CAMPAIGN
- NEED TO BE VERY SAVVY WHEN IT COMES TO SOCIAL MEDIA (TWITTER, FACEBOOK, MYSPACE)

RESPONSIBILITIES:

- Track & report on Client budget/advertising spend
- Conduct research relating to DEMOGRAPHICS & COMPETITION
- Coordinate communication between internal teams & Client
- Particpiate in MEDIA PLAN presentations
- handle a variety of projects as assigned

Hiring Organization: The Talent Magnet

* Location: NYC
* Compensation: 32K (FIRM) + AMAZING BENEFITS!!!”

Send apps here.

-If Texarkana is more your style, Rockfish Interactive, yep, an interactive agency is looking for account execs with the following requirements:

*Exceptional communications skills – this role interacts continuously with our clients as well as our internal design and development teams.

*Active participation in contributing ideas to projects

*Presenting creative work to clients for approval or modification

*Setting up and driving meetings with clients and other Rockfish staff

*Liaising with, and acting as the link between, the client and Rockfish by maintaining regular contact (verbal, written, on-line) with both, ensuring that communication flows effectively
* Meeting deadlines and prioritizing tasks for clients’ work
* Overseeing the status of a project
* Coordinating and work with other members of the Rockfish team
* Outstanding organizational skills and attention to detail
* Flexibility and adaptability as projects and priorities evolve
* Heavy focus on business development by helping to secure new business and grow existing business

You can fill out and application form here.

More: “No Wukkas: D&G, Crispin, et al”

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