I'm speaking at a career day for some high school kids this morning. Holy crap! Got to make them love the biz. Got to. The pressure is crushing. You know about pressure, right? Maybe you should find a more relaxing gig. It's time for No Wukkas - the job hunt.

1. Campbell-Ewald - Copywriter, Warren MI

"Strong conceptual ability and organizational skills are needed. Minimum of 3 years of prior agency experience required with a background in catalogs, digital, and automotive. Candidates must be able to multi-task and perform in a fast-paced, team-oriented environment. This is a fabulous opportunity for individuals who want to work with high-visibility clients and concept for both print and web."

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2. Digitas - Copywriter, Boston MA

"Copywriters at Digitas have at least 3 years of professional writing experience in an advertising or interactive agency. You must also have strong experience working on large cross channel and/or direct marketing initiatives including rich media, web, direct and print.Experience with online and offline media is preferred. Experience with online media is a must."

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3.Wunderman - Direct Marketing Copywriter, New York, NY

Copywriters get to think up cool stuff for a living. But that's just the beginning. They also foster great ideas that speak to individual consumers, in their language. They take a strategy and wrangle it into something unexpected, irresistible and effective.

Copywriters never sounded so good, yeah? Get the full job details here.

4.JWT - Copywriter, Houston TX

JWT Houston is looking for a Senior Copywriter to concept on their Shell Oil and Jiffy Lube accounts. Hmm... are you an oil (wo)man?
It's a dirty business, but someone has got to do it.

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5. Copywriter - Rapp Collins, New York, NY

"Global direct marketing company based in midtown Manhattan seeks versatile, tech-savvy Junior/Mid-level Copywriter to join experienced team of writers who create print, mail and online content for some of the world’s leading brands."

Leading brands? Read: pharma companies. Get more job details here.