The rumors are that SamRo and LoHan are going to tie the knot. Time to stop dreaming of being Lindsay Lohan's kept man and start working on getting paid more. Ladies? You can keep dreaming, apparently... It's time for No-Wukkas - the job hunt!

1. Freelance Proofreader - Ogilvy, New York

They're looking for: "Applicant must be able to handle difficult reading – such as copy-heavy manuscripts and direct-mail pieces with long legal disclaimers, as well as extensive catalog copy with alphanumeric elements – all while remaining sharp."

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2. Media Planner - DraftFCB, IL

"Planner should have previous interactive media experience, as well as a passion for off-line media. Candidate should have the desire to develop well-rounded planning skills in a channel agnostic environment."

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3. Account Planner, Avenue A/Razorfish, ?

Make sure that you have a "curious, resourceful, and outgoing nature,"
because that is a MUST according to their want ad.

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4. Interactive Art Director - BSSP, CA

Current clients include LucasArts, Priceline.com, Epson and Greyhound.

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5. Copywriter - Code And Theory, NY

"You should have experience working in collaborative environments, an understanding of design and technology, and business strategy. You should enjoy working independently, taking initiative and innovating."

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6. Account Supervisor (Microsoft Account) - DDB, WA

For this one, light travel is required. "Account Supervisors begin to demonstrate P&L management and personnel development skills. While still critical to account performance, Account Supervisors should become less involved in the everyday implementation and more involved in forging partnerships within the agency to help create outstanding work."

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7. Associate Producer - Big Spaceship, NY

The shop's work for HBO's Voyeur just got nominated for an Emmy in the Outstanding Creative Achievement in Interactive Media category. You could do a lot worse.

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