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Part 2 of Fallon’s Work for TheLadders

Submitted for your approval, here is Fallon’s next installment for TheLadders. This time, we’re hunting chairs in the African plains, literally cruising through a herd of shitty desk chairs as they run from the dangerous rifle-toting “hunters” in their LandRover.

Like so many water buffalo, gazelles or zebra high-tailing it from, well, poachers, the chairs run run run until bang the biggest of them all is shot with a tranquilizer dart. We don’t want to kill the chair, just subdue it long enough to get some unqualified asshole’s large overpaid behind in it. Cue suffocation by $100k bullshit.

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