It's Friday. Time to put down the pencil and start thinking about sex. Luckily, Tom Ford is here to help you. Just a note: Tom isn't into that vanilla sex. He's more of a put the bridle on and ride me type of guy. Tell us we're wrong? Dare you.

Copyranter sums up these pieces of print work best:

"...he [Tom Ford] again uses crotch-messaging to dissuade straight men from buying his stylish offerings. The above ad says, 'If you wear Tom Ford clothing to a party, naked women will viciously grab and twist your cock until you shout out in pain.'"