Crying tears of sorrow over its inability to sustain itself, and the careers of the professionals who used to make it sing and hum and over-indulge in holiday cookies and 'nog.

It cries and cries and cries, meanwhile someone at the top, somewhere is still rich and employed. Don't worry actual people, we'll stay poor with you. We're just kidding, everyone who works at AgencySpy is worth at least $4 million. Seriously, we're rich bastards over here.

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