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Vodka Brand Needs Better PR Flack/Editor/Proofreader

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He’s got all the best intentions it seems, donating all profits from his booze brand to veteran relief programs, but war hero and Joka Vodka founder Joseph Nedlin definitely needs some help when it comes to penning a press release. His email pitch about his Colorado-based beverage, which is named after his handle in Vietnam, has been making the rounds in the blogsphere and landed in our laps this morning. It reads verbatim:

“Name: Joseph Nedlin
Subject: sexist American Vodka

Paritotism is sexy to many women and men alike. Joka Vodka gives all its profits to support American Veterans with three high end vodkas. This new vodka has taken over where other vodkas leave off. Its smooth, taste is light and refined and started in Aspen, Colorado. It is available on in Colorado, California and Texas.
American made and sold only in America to the sexist people in the world….”

Yes, we know we’re prone to the occasional grammar/spelling flubs as well, so don’t get all fussy…but this is still worth a chuckle nonetheless.

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