I don't know if they're trying to be funny or what, but the airline keeps sending me the lamest e-mail alerts. Check out this gem from Fathery's Day, when the humor knew no bounds.

Today's e-mail was a bit better, but still a poor attempt at coolness. Apparently, I'm supposed to be jazzed up about the airline's World Traveler Fares. Get it? It's like "What The F***," only it's really, really effing lame.

Smells like something Parker would have written back before he went nuts. Love ya Georgie.