You Need a Couch? Dis Guy’s Got it Fa Youz

Forgetting to turn the caps lock off, Jerks in Your Area has another amusing post from this guy:

YO THIS SHIT IS THE BOMB IST A FUCKING DOPE ASS MATTRISS N THIS SHIT IS MAD COMTFORABLE!

I BET DIS SHIT LIEK 2 G’S AT SLEPY’S OR SOME SHIT BUT YO SINCE I FOUND IT BHNED THE PIGGLY WIGGLY IM JUS SLEEING IT FOR LIKE 12 BONEZ. I JUS GOT TO GET DAT CHEEZ T GET MY BLUNT ON YA HEARD!

N YO THIS MOTHERFUCKR IS FULL SIZED SO FUCK THAT TWIN SIZE SHTI!!!

Hair gel, the club Hunka Bunka (kid above for reference) and terrible grammar seem to be a plus.

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